Choose Violence T Shirt - Cream

I bought this T-shirt thinking it was just a shirt. I was wrong. This is not just a shirt. This is a fabric-based miracle, a wearable revolution, a torso-hugging prophecy fulfilled.

The moment I slipped it on, birds sang. Somewhere, a double rainbow appeared. A stranger high-fived me and whispered, “Nice shirt.” I don't even think they were real. That’s the power this shirt holds.

The fit? Immaculate. Like it was custom-tailored by a team of angels with tape measures. The fabric? Softer than a baby llama’s whisper. The design? Michelangelo would weep. My nipples? Protected but respected.

Since wearing it, I’ve received three job offers, been upgraded to first class (at the DMV), and my ex texted me, “Maybe we made a mistake.” Coincidence? Absolutely not.

Would I recommend this shirt? Only if you’re ready to become the main character in everyone’s life.

10/10. Would let it borrow my car.

Good quality cotton (they’re soft), the sleeves fit really well, and the shirt is long enough

I bought this T-shirt thinking it was just a shirt. I was wrong. This is not just a shirt. This is a fabric-based miracle, a wearable revolution, a torso-hugging prophecy fulfilled.

The moment I slipped it on, birds sang. Somewhere, a double rainbow appeared. A stranger high-fived me and whispered, “Nice shirt.” I don't even think they were real. That’s the power this shirt holds.

The fit? Immaculate. Like it was custom-tailored by a team of angels with tape measures. The fabric? Softer than a baby llama’s whisper. The design? Michelangelo would weep. My nipples? Protected but respected.

Since wearing it, I’ve received three job offers, been upgraded to first class (at the DMV), and my ex texted me, “Maybe we made a mistake.” Coincidence? Absolutely not.

Would I recommend this shirt? Only if you’re ready to become the main character in everyone’s life.

10/10. Would let it borrow my car.

Good quality cotton (they’re soft), the sleeves fit really well, and the shirt is long enough